Maybe Humor Will Help The New Year...Or Not...

01/05/2017

As we bid farewell to another year of questionable decisions and questionable hairstyles, let’s welcome the new year with open arms and a slightly overcooked resolution to eat healthier—right after we finish the last slice of pizza from last night’s celebration. This year, I’ve decided to embrace my inner optimist, which is why I’m convinced that my gym membership will magically transform into a personal trainer who shows up at my door with a smoothie and motivational quotes. So here’s to 2017: may it be filled with more laughter, fewer alarm clocks, and the same amount of snacks—because who really needs to change that?